WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible
i imagine us all being on this website till we’re in our early 30’s making fun of our kids by posting pictures of them
Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.
and then after several months of silence you realize that they really do not and never did give a fuck about you and you’re like “oh, well fuck”